Who The Frell Is Max California?

Max California \Max  Ka-Lee-For-Nya\ noun

I’m a housewife + a skank + now a mummy. I bake cupcakes but I’m not afraid to fight for what’s right. I’m often censored because the things I say are painfully true. I would never ever intentionally say something to hurt you though, unless you’re seriously pissing me off.

I LOVE b-grade horror. I love anything that’s really horrifically lame. I love ridiculous amounts of gore although I hate movies where thigns JUMP at you. That’s much worse than someone chasing someone else with a chainsaw.

I hate spoilt brats who get everything handed to them. I hate schoolchildren, especially packs of them congregating in buses or on the queen st mall. I hate nightclubs full of drunken fagstronauts. I pretty much hate people who are too full of what is going on in their own lives to see the otehrs beside them who need their help. I’m usually the person breakign my back to help people for absolutely nothing.

I’m sickeningly optimistic about everything ((If i wasn’t me, i’d want to pucnh myself in the face sometimes)) but I’m really bad at blaming everything on myself. I work too hard to keep everyone happy. I’m getting tired of people who expect their bad behaviour to be accepted while not tolerating other’s social issues. I fight for every little thing I have, and I don’t ever give up until I want to.

I think the word VOMIT is hilarious.

I think I’m addicted to BZFOS. Is there some sort of support group for this?

I think fake moustaches are awesome

I don’t get jealous very easy at all, but sometimes i get insecure with why i’m actually here at all. If someone makes me insecure about myself, I eventually figure a way to turn it all around and use it as a big shove to get moving + do something fantastic.

I’m sick of people being predictable ::  “Ugh you don’t brush your hair”, “You drink too much”, “Damn You’re Hot” ((hahah!))

oh! Oh! my favourite::

“ID please”

As of 14th May 2009, I’m now this poor kid’s mum. His name is Vincent + you can read his birth story here

He doesn’t seem too worried